Hysterical rants of Abby Kate...

We really have gotten SUCH a kick out of Abby Kate lately.  She is so stinking fun.  Here are just a few samples of her...

Yesterday we were driving in the car after standing in the sweltering heat for 25 minutes to get a snow cone.  My girl, who hates getting wet, I mean so badly that if she even spills a drop on her, she has stripped down in no time flat finding me scrambling to get her covered before a cop, dhs worker or child predator can get a glance, decided to pour an entire cup of water on her lap.  This conversation followed...
AK:  (dramatically crying) OOOOHHHH, I am wet!  SO wet!
Me:  Well, of course you are, you just poured water into your lap...on purpose.
AK:  LET ME OUT!  This feels SO yucky!
Me:  No.  You made a bad choice.  This is the consequence.  We will be home in a few minutes and then you can get out.
AK:  NO!  NO!  NO!  I am WET!  LET ME OUT!
Me:  No Ma'am.  Sorry, but you made a silly choice.
AK:  It wasn't a silly choice.  It was a BAD choice.  BAD.  I don't like it at all!  Let me OUT!
Me:  You need to remember this so you won't do it ever again.
AK:  (more dramatic crying)  This feels AWFUL, just AWFUL!
Me:  (rolling my eyes and giggling inside)

This morning, she woke up pouring snot and with super watery eyes.  She was sitting on the potty and she started to cry.  I ran in and asked what was wrong and she replied, "My nose can't get free from the snot!"

AK:  Mom, look at my puppy.  And the collar I made for it.
Me:  That's awesome.
AK:  NOT awesome Mom!  Awesome is boy.  Beautiful is girl.  Say it is beautiful.
Me:  It is beautiful
AK:  (high pitched voice)  Good job Mom!  Way to use your words!  Way to obey me!