The following conversation ensued tonight as I was putting Abby Kate to bed...
AK: Mom, lets play the crab game, I am the crab and I pinch you and you are the little girl and you scream, "NO NO!"
Me: NO, NO!
Me: We can look for crabs in South Carolina!
AK: YEAH! But they might pinch me!
Me: We can just look at one, not touch it!
AK: Mom, do you remember that crab we saw in the pool at Costa Rica?
Me: Um, YEAH! Yeah, I do! I had forgotten about that crab!
AK: I should have swam down to see it. But it might have pinched me.
Me: Yep
AK: And do you remember I threw up in Costa Rica?
Me: I do remember...
AK: And you made me feel better
Me: Mommas usually do that
AK: And you made my mouth feel better. How did you do that?
Me: That was more God than me
AK: Oh. Hey Momma. When you throw up, I will make YOU feel better
Me: Do you remember when Bo was in my tummy, I threw up a LOT!
AK: You did! What did your throw up look like?
Me: Different every time. I threw up a lot when you were in my tummy too.
AK: Why?
Me: Because babies can make you do that
AK: MOM! OH MY GOSH! WHEN YOU ATE, THE FOOD GOT ALL OVER THE BABY!
Me: (giggling SO hard) No, the babies are in a bag and are protected
AK: (Huge eyes and giggling) Even from the water you drink?!
Me: Actually, the babies are IN water in the sack, but it protects them from everything else in the tummy!
AK: WHAT?!! Was I wearing my bathing suit?
Me: (Full out laughing) No silly!
AK: Was I in my clothes? Did my clothes get wet (remember a previous post on her HATRED of getting wet...this was very disconcerting to her)
Me: No! You were naked!
AK: (LAUGHING SO HARD!) Naked!!!!
Me: YES!
AK: That is SO funny!
I can only imagine what is going to come out of her mouth tomorrow at school....